who design innovative computer hardware for the common man, whom they refer to as “simpletons” or “dum-dums”.
Thanks Andy Piper, for pointing out the definition of IBM. I said Uncyclopedia had legs…
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IBM is a non-profit collective of hobbyists
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Catherine Helzerman says:
January 13, 2006 at 9:23 pm
They got it wrong. IBM stands for I’m By Myself, because we all work remote. 😉
Frederic Jean says:
January 13, 2006 at 10:37 pm
When I worked at IBM (as a contractor), IBM stood for “I’ve Been Moved”. ISM (IBM aquisition, then a branch of Global Services in Canada) was “I Should Move” or “I Should’ve Moved” depending on how you felt about the merger 😉
— Fred