{"id":1888,"date":"2007-12-25T16:58:34","date_gmt":"2007-12-25T23:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redmonk.com\/sogrady\/2007\/12\/25\/merry-christmas-from-evil-santa\/"},"modified":"2007-12-25T16:58:34","modified_gmt":"2007-12-25T23:58:34","slug":"merry-christmas-from-evil-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/sogrady\/2007\/12\/25\/merry-christmas-from-evil-santa\/","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas from Evil Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right;margin-left: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sog\/78571055\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/42\/78571055_972f23f5b7_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n <br \/>\n <span style=\"font-size: 0.9em;margin-top: 0px\"><br \/>\n  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sog\/78571055\/\">I&#8217;m Quite the Artist<\/a><br \/>\n  <br \/>\n  Originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/sog\/\">sogrady<\/a><br \/>\n <\/span>\n<\/div>\n<p>Technically, I&#8217;m not a liar. I <a href=\"http:\/\/redmonk.com\/sogrady\/2007\/01\/09\/no-im-probably-not-getting-an-iphone\/\">said<\/a> I wouldn&#8217;t <i>buy<\/i> an iPhone, but I never said anything about what would happen if I were <i>given<\/i> one. Which I was. By my brother. Whose year was apparently even better than I thought it was. <\/p>\n<p>After a brief internal debate &#8211; to return or not to return &#8211; the decision was made to activate. The device itself is compelling, to be sure, but my Nokia&#8217;s continuing decline was no small contributor to the move. While I liked my N75 initially, the Symbian OS &#8211; never quick to begin with &#8211; now takes better than 20 seconds to open a text message. Not one with pictures. <\/p>\n<p>Ergo, plugging the iPhone in to iTunes today and following the expectedly simple activation prompts was an easy decision, in the end. It didn&#8217;t even give me a hard time about porting the Boston area code number I&#8217;ve had for years, as did the Cingular employee who upgraded me to an LG a while back in San Francisco. I know the Apple and AT&amp;T relationship has been rocky of late, but it worked from this consumer&#8217;s perspective. I&#8217;d be remiss, as Jonathan <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.sun.com\/jonathan\/entry\/midnight_oil\">notes<\/a>, not to also thank the folks that keep the respective networks up and running so that myself and a few million other customers weren&#8217;t gifted with bricks. <\/p>\n<p>Of longer term importance than a soon-to-be-obsoleted phone, however, was the news that my Mom had gotten my Dad and I three nights at a camp near <a href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?q=presque+isle,+me&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;ll=46.694667,-68.015671&amp;spn=0.212402,0.439453&amp;z=11&amp;iwloc=addr&amp;om=1\">Presque Isle<\/a>. The fishing there is reportedly good enough that even the two of us should tear it up, and yes, I&#8217;ll be sure to get the pictures to prove it, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sog\/1055517401\/#comment72157601435928047\">Glynn<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The only real thing missing this Christmas was the aforementioned younger brother, who missed the festivities for the first time as he spent the holiday with wife&#8217;s family in Iowa. As I should be seeing him tomorrow, though, I have no real cause for complaint. Whatsoever.<\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m Quite the Artist Originally uploaded by sogrady Technically, I&#8217;m not a liar. I said I wouldn&#8217;t buy an iPhone, but I never said anything about what would happen if I were given one. Which I was. By my brother. Whose year was apparently even better than I thought it was. 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