{"id":1279,"date":"2006-12-23T11:25:37","date_gmt":"2006-12-23T18:25:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/redmonk.com\/sogrady\/2006\/12\/23\/i-am-more-cookie-than-man\/"},"modified":"2006-12-23T11:25:37","modified_gmt":"2006-12-23T18:25:37","slug":"i-am-more-cookie-than-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/sogrady\/2006\/12\/23\/i-am-more-cookie-than-man\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am More Cookie Than Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The truth is that I have no sweet tooth. Actually, that doesn&#8217;t put it strongly enough &#8211; I actively dislike most things that are sweet, and my tastes appear to be getting more and more sour over the years. Orange juice, as an example, was a staple of my upbringing (especially the sweet nectar at the top of a carton of Tropicana before you shake it). Now, I can barely choke it down. Grapefruit juice is more my gig these days. <\/p>\n<p>All that said, since arriving home &#8211; prematurely &#8211; for the holidays, I&#8217;ve eaten two or three thousand of my Mom&#8217;s chocolate chip cookies. I don&#8217;t know whether it&#8217;s the nostalgia, the knowledge that I&#8217;ll have to sweat the damn things off next week, or just the butter, but they taste good. Like, really good. For real. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, in other news, I&#8217;m enjoying my first day of real vacation &#8211; i.e. nothing whatsoever on the slate &#8211; in what seems like forever (but is probably more like four months). Predictably, I&#8217;m using the unexpected bounty of free time for less than constructive purposes. Given that the wonderful folks from 1and1 appear to have suspended the account I use for a personal site with nary a phone call (maybe they emailed, but Hotmail suspended my account as well because I hadn&#8217;t logged in within 30 days &#8211; thanks guys), I&#8217;m working to get that back online. <\/p>\n<p>First step was crawling all the way back to Monday on Statcounter&#8217;s logs to try and get the new IP for my cable modem back in Denver (damn dynamic IP&#8217;s), SSHing into the newly discovered IP to patch back into Apone who&#8217;s chugging idly away at home, then rsyncing my last backup of the site and its database from there up to it new home &#8211; thoughtfully provided gratis by the very kind folks from <a href=\"http:\/\/joyent.com\">Joyent<\/a>\/<a href=\"http:\/\/textdrive.com\">Textdrive<\/a> (a genuine thanks, guys). The rsync is underway right now. Following that, I&#8217;ll get to work reassembling the various pieces that make up that property &#8211; WordPress, Gallery (an <i>ancient<\/i> version, which may or may not be recoverable), etc. Or maybe I won&#8217;t. It seems like a nice day, and last I checked, I was on vacation. The only catch so far is that my new box is FreeBSD, and while Linux borrows most of the conventions from FreeBSD (as I wish Solaris would), I&#8217;m mildly freaked out. <\/p>\n<p>Who knows, once I get home maybe I&#8217;ll even take the time to get my home phone back up and running. Probably not, considering all the snow in the mountains. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The truth is that I have no sweet tooth. Actually, that doesn&#8217;t put it strongly enough &#8211; I actively dislike most things that are sweet, and my tastes appear to be getting more and more sour over the years. Orange juice, as an example, was a staple of my upbringing (especially the sweet nectar at<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[66],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/sogrady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/sogrady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/sogrady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/sogrady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/sogrady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/sogrady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/sogrady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/sogrady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/sogrady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}