{"id":708,"date":"2023-02-14T09:43:06","date_gmt":"2023-02-14T16:43:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/?p=708"},"modified":"2023-02-14T09:57:50","modified_gmt":"2023-02-14T16:57:50","slug":"roses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/2023\/02\/14\/roses\/","title":{"rendered":"Roses are Red"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Valentines for the maintainers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_301738153-scaled.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_301738153-scaled.jpeg\" alt=\"pink hearts in black ink border\" width=\"100%\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-710\" srcset=\"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_301738153-scaled.jpeg 2560w, https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_301738153-520x188.jpeg 520w, https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_301738153-1024x370.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_301738153-768x277.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_301738153-1536x555.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_301738153-2048x740.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_301738153-480x173.jpeg 480w, https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_301738153-1200x434.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Roses are red<br \/>\n(like robins&#8217; red breasts)<br \/>\nI won&#8217;t review this PR<br \/>\nUntil you add some tests<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Roses are red<br \/>\nTulips are pink<br \/>\nCan you please check this issue<br \/>\nAnd let me know what you think?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Roses are red<br \/>\n(not checkered like flannel)<br \/>\nPlease ask this again<br \/>\nIn a public channel<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Roses are red<br \/>\nDaisies are white<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll be hacking on Twitch<br \/>\nLong through the night<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Roses are red<br \/>\nVoilets are blue<br \/>\n<code>git commit --amend&lt;\/code&gt;<\/code><br \/>\nViolets are blue<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Roses are red<br \/>\nOpen source is free<br \/>\nThank you, maintainers<br \/>\nFor bettering humanity<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_60122299-scaled.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_60122299-scaled.jpeg\" alt=\"red rose blossoms gathering into the shape of a heart\" width=\"100%\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-709\" srcset=\"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_60122299-scaled.jpeg 2560w, https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_60122299-520x473.jpeg 520w, https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_60122299-1024x932.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_60122299-768x699.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_60122299-1536x1398.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_60122299-2048x1864.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_60122299-480x437.jpeg 480w, https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/files\/2023\/02\/AdobeStock_60122299-689x627.jpeg 689w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Images<\/strong>: licensed from stock.adobe.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Valentines for the maintainers Roses are red (like robins&#8217; red breasts) I won&#8217;t review this PR Until you add some tests Roses are red Tulips are pink Can you please check this issue And let me know what you think? Roses are red (not checkered like flannel) Please ask this again In a public channel<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Roses are Red","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-open-source"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/rstephens\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}