{"id":815,"date":"2006-12-15T13:37:34","date_gmt":"2006-12-15T20:37:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp\/?p=815"},"modified":"2006-12-15T13:37:34","modified_gmt":"2006-12-15T20:37:34","slug":"what-microsofts-steve-ballmer-could-learn-from-a-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/what-microsofts-steve-ballmer-could-learn-from-a-monkey\/","title":{"rendered":"What Microsoft&#8217;s Steve Ballmer Could Learn from A Monkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"500\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/29\/67998054_83ab06a72e.jpg?v=0\" width=\"485\">  <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;speak no evil&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>picture &#8220;borrowed&#8221; from <a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/woolykat\/67998054\/\">woolykat<\/a> at flickr. Yes I know its actually a chimpanzee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &#8220;speak no evil&#8221;. picture &#8220;borrowed&#8221; from woolykat at flickr. Yes I know its actually a chimpanzee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9wfjh-d9","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=815"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}