{"id":1133,"date":"2007-05-23T15:41:01","date_gmt":"2007-05-23T15:41:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/2007\/05\/23\/i-said-2-inches-off-the-back\/"},"modified":"2007-05-23T15:41:01","modified_gmt":"2007-05-23T15:41:01","slug":"i-said-2-inches-off-the-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/i-said-2-inches-off-the-back\/","title":{"rendered":"I said 2 inches off the back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/216\/510869815_6fdf56c4c9.jpg?v=0\" alt=\"haircut\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh well, I have a wedding to go to this weekend, so its all good. And that mane looked like teh suck on video&#8230; not good for redmonkTV<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh well, I have a wedding to go to this weekend, so its all good. And that mane looked like teh suck on video&#8230; not good for redmonkTV<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9wfjh-ih","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/jgovernor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}