{"id":77,"date":"2006-04-05T10:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-05T17:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redmonk.com\/cote\/wp\/?p=77"},"modified":"2006-04-05T10:56:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T17:56:00","slug":"the-happy-i5-family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/2006\/04\/05\/the-happy-i5-family\/","title":{"rendered":"The Happy i5 Family"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.redmonk.com\/sogrady\/\">Steve<\/a>, I am not big into hardware. On the other hand, I&#8217;m big into tech, so an interest comes easy after going through a few presentation.<\/p>\n<p>Which creates a  another Penthouse Forum letter moment, &#8220;Dear Penthouse, I never thought I would say this, but I am curious about IBM hardware&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<h2>The Happy i5 Family<\/h2>\n<p>With that odd admission off my chest, I present to you this unintentional (?) gem from an i5 presentation this morning:<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/cote\/123759859\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/37\/123759859_76efc4c709.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"399\" alt=\"The Happy i5 Family\" \/><\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p>Look at that cute family of hardware: mom, dad, and four kids! It&#8217;s like they&#8217;re <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?q=family+picnic\">hanging out at a picnic<\/a>. Dad likes the German <a href=\"http:\/\/www.albinoblacksheep.com\/flash\/taters\">potato<\/a> salad, while little Timmy likes the mayonnaise <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=iDEERCjo9SY\">potato<\/a> salad. But they all like the pork ribs!<\/p>\n<p><b>Disclaimer:<\/b> IBM is a client, and I like BBQ more than is good for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As with Steve, I am not big into hardware. On the other hand, I&#8217;m big into tech, so an interest comes easy after going through a few presentation. Which creates a another Penthouse Forum letter moment, &#8220;Dear Penthouse, I never thought I would say this, but I am curious about IBM hardware&#8230;&#8221; The Happy i5 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-companies","category-the-analyst-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}