{"id":2329,"date":"2009-02-25T18:39:09","date_gmt":"2009-02-25T23:39:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redmonk.com\/cote\/2009\/02\/25\/tortillabribe\/"},"modified":"2009-02-25T18:39:09","modified_gmt":"2009-02-25T23:39:09","slug":"tortillabribe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/2009\/02\/25\/tortillabribe\/","title":{"rendered":"A Tortilla for Tech Support?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My MacBookPro has been randomly crashing for the past 3 months. It&#8217;ll stone-cold crash about once a week. &#8220;Gray screen&#8221; you could call it.<\/p>\n<p>As with most software now-a-days, once the machine is back up, it pops up a handy little &#8220;Crash Report&#8221; tool that will let you email a stack dump and system configuration to Apple. Plus comments, too. People often get frustrated with computers because the feel they have no control over them &#8211; lack of control is a source of frustration for anything, silicon- or meat-based.<\/p>\n<p>These little crash report applications are a sort of disgusted nod to making the users feel like they have more control. Having sent in well over 20 (maybe 30?) of these, they&#8217;ve become more like chances to write <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2006\/08\/04\/reviews-for-milk-on-.html\">absurd Amazon reviews<\/a> for me. I don&#8217;t think anyone ever reads them. They go straight to Infinite Loop <code>\/dev\/null<\/code>. At least <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/AustinsVeryOwn\/statuses\/1226895291\">the IRS picks up the phone after 5-10 minutes of shrill hold music<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Today I thought I&#8217;d try bribing Apple:<\/p>\n<p class=\"pic\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/cote\/3309434091\/\" title=\"Help me help you help me by cote, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3556\/3309434091_cf00e280a6.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"352\" alt=\"Help me help you help me\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so totally gonna work this time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My MacBookPro has been randomly crashing for the past 3 months. It&#8217;ll stone-cold crash about once a week. &#8220;Gray screen&#8221; you could call it. As with most software now-a-days, once the machine is back up, it pops up a handy little &#8220;Crash Report&#8221; tool that will let you email a stack dump and system configuration [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-analyst-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redmonk.com\/cote\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}