Sorry about this, New England. I didn’t ask for this title; it was bestowed upon me most unwillingly by someone with pull. Poseidon‘s my bet. If I’d done enough to merit a Wikipedia entry, I wonder if my Odyssean curse would merit mention. As Bender would say, “Curse you merciful Poseidon!”
In the meantime, just a reminder that I’ll be out of the office and unreachable tomorrow. If you need something from RedMonk, check in with one of my colleagues.
I’ll be back on the job first thing Tuesday, assuming I’ve thawed out by then.